Sports Denistry at its Best

An oilman sportsman from Texas once came to Las Vegas to try his luck at the gaming tables. After a couple of successful sessions, the visiting sportsman from Texas suddenly came up with a toothache. So, he dropped in to see a local dentist. The dentist told him that it was only his nerves, and that his teeth were in perfect condition.

"Drill, anyway," urged the sporting oilman from Texas. "I feel lucky."