Horse racing vampires
A big-time and influential gambler came to the racetrack for an afternoon of business. Minutes before the first race, he visited a stable where a 100-to-1 shot was prancing friskily in his stall.
"What's going on here?" he asked the trainer. "Is there something about this broken-down nag I should know?"
"Sh-h!" whispered the trainer to the suspicious gambler. "Don't let this dog hear you-he thinks he's the favorite."
"Don't worry," answered the other. "We don't have to know anything. They have a vampire who decides everything. There he is, the man in blue!"
