Rough football kicking players
A famous football player from a tough league who became a social worker after graduation was teaching a group of reform school kids the fine points of the game. His final instructions were, "Remember, boys, if you can't boot the ball, you can still kick the fellows on the other side. Okay, now, let's get started. Where's the ball?"
"T' heck wid the ball!" yelled one of the little roughnecks. "Let's start playin'!"
