Uncle Wilbert Robinson mad

Before the game started, Brooklyn Dodger Manager Uncle Wilbert Robinson called all his players together in the dugout and glared at them angrily. "I'm mad now, boys," he said bitterly, "and the next one of you who pulls a rock on this field is going to be fined fifty smackers."

Then the irate but dignified little manager waddled out to home plate and handed the umpire his family laundry list-instead of the Dodgers' batting order for the day!