Deaths caused by golf club accidents
A fellow had been out on the links practicing and came back to the locker room looking pale and badly shaken.
"What's wrong?" asked his friend.
"I just killed my mother-in-law!" groaned the unhappy man.
"Holy mackerel!" exclaimed the friend. "How in the world did you do that?"
"I was out there practicing," said the man. "I didn't see her come up behind me. I took a back swing. It hit her on the head and she dropped right in her tracks -dead."
"Terrible," murmured the friend. "What club were you using?"
"A number two iron," moaned the man.
"Aha!" said his friend happily. "That's the club!"
