Horse racing in the city fast
This Kentucky breeder was trying to sell a hillbilly a horse. "Is he fast?" asked the hillbilly.
"Fast?" said the breeder. "He can go like the wind. Why, you could get on him tonight and be in Louisville by four 0' clock in the morning."
"Four o'clock?" exclaimed the hillbilly. "What could I do so early in a big city?"
