Horse racing urine betting
A silly story about a small boy who helped Papa to stay out of trouble deals with the time a fellow who loved to play the horses took his small son to watch the trotters and pacers. Papa brought the boy to the track early, then left him for a minute to see about getting a tip on the first race. When he came back, Sonny was watching one of the trotters who was warming up on the track in front of the stands.
"I'm going " to bet on that one," said Papa. "I just got a big tip on him.
"Don't do it, Daddy," said the little boy.
"Why not?" asked Papa with a chuckle.
"He can't win," said the little boy.
"Are you sure?" asked the man.
"Positive," said the boy. Better find another one to bet on, because this one lost his gasoline while you were away."
