Howard Cann looking for players

The basketball game was in its closing minutes, and the highly regarded team from the Far West was slowly cutting into New York University's lead. Up and down the court ran the Violets, desperately trying to stave off the last-minute challenge of the opposition.

Howard Cann, N.Y.U. coach, suddenly sprang to his feet. "Plutz!" he shouted. "Where's Plutz! I want him to go in right away!"

"But, coach," piped up a substitute from the bench, "Plutz has been playing all through the game. He's in there now."

"Well, then," barked Cann without hesitation, "get him out, he needs a rest!"