Golf cheating between friends
Out on the golf course things were pretty even for the first few holes. After the fourth hole, one of the golfers turned to his friend who was marking his card.
"How many did you take on that one?" he asked.
"Nine," replied his friend.
"That was my hole, then," said the first golfer. "I only took eight."
After the next hole had been played, the first player asked his friend the same question.
"Oh, no," said the other bitterly, "it's my turn to ask first this time!"
