Horses betting on themselves
A fellow swears he saw this happen one day at one of those half- mile tracks where lots of odd things are known to happen. A race horse stepped out of the parade to the post and ambled up to the two-dollar window.
"Give me a two-buck win ticket on myself," said the horse. The startled mutuel clerk let out a howl of laughter.
"What's the matter?" asked the horse. "You laughing at me because I can talk?"
"Naw," said the clerk. "I'm laughing at you because you think you can win!"
