How to ride a horse if you are fat obese
This fellow was advised by his doctor to try horseback riding in order to lose some weight. Never having been on a horse in his life, Chubby approached the animal with a great deal of caution. The horse, aware that his rider was a greenhorn, got pretty nervous and began to jiggle around a little. Fatso got more nervous than ever and the horse took to bucking. Finally the horse caught its rear hoof in a stirrup. The man on his back looked down in amazement.
"Look here, horse," he said, "I don't like this. If you're going to get on, by golly, then I'm going to get off!"
