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This fellow and his dog came into the tavern and sat down at the bar.

"Nice dog," said the bartender.

"Not only that," said the fellow. "He talks."

"That I don't believe," said the bartender.

"I'll show you," said the fellow. "What's on top of a house?"

"R-r-roofl" answered the dog promptly.

"Good dog," said the fellow. "And how's business these days?"

"R-r-rough!" exclaimed the dog.

"Too bad," said the fellow. "Now tell us, who was the longest hit ter in baseball?"

"R-r-ru-uth!" growled the dog.

"Nuts!" snorted the bartender. "What a fake!" And he threw the fel low and his dog out of the tavern.

"Shame on you," said the fellow sadly as he picked himself up off the sidewalk;

"Yeah," mumbled the dog apologetically. "Maybe I should' have said Mickey Mantle?"