New Orleans fishermen relocating to dock
A couple of fishermen got into a rowboat at a New Orleans dock. Johnny said suddenly that he felt like rowing all the way to Chicago.
"Why, stupid," said the other, "that's impossible!"
"It is not impossible," answered Johnny stoutly. "If I row all night I'm sure I can make Chicago by tomorrow morning."
As Johnny got ready to row, his friend stepped out of the rowboat and tied it to the dock. Johnny then began to row. He rowed and rowed right through the night. In the morning, his wife came down to the dock.
"Johnny!" she called. "What are you doing, Johnny?"
Johnny shipped his oars and looked up. "Why, Daisy!" he cried. "How did you get to Chicago before I did?"
