Notre dame football and the atheist
The game between Notre Dame and Southern Methodist had scarcely begun when the Fighting Irish scored a touchdown. A spectator sprang to his feet, let out a screech of delight and pounded his neighbor on the back.
A few minutes later, SMU scored and the same spectator went through the same routine. The neighbor's curiosity was aroused. "Who are you rooting for, friend?" he asked.
"I don't care who wins," replied the spectator. "I just came out to enjoy the game."
" Aha," sneered the neighbor, "an atheist."
