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I love reading the new ideas in sports and sports performance. Sports performance is a huge industry that is not lacking for new ideas. The latest is Astroshape. Is it a new way to sculpt your body? A new way to eat? Nope.

Astroshape is:

"an astrological approach to physical fitness. It brings awareness and understanding of the planetary energy that is available to help one attain higher health goals."

Hahaha.

Ok, seriously, is this right?

Better sports performance through astrology. Ok.

The Astroshape site says:

Astroshape is the combination of astrology and fitness for your health and well being. It's a revolutionary idea that takes the energy of the universe and brings it into your workout program. The idea is to find out where we are with the universal energy at different points throughout our lives, be conscious of that energy, and use it to our advantage in our workout.

Of course, the secrets of this can be yours for $19.95, which buys you a DVD.

Did you know your have your own seasons? These seasons can help you in sports performance:

We each have our own seasons and it is determined by the placing of the planets the moment one is born. If you have ever gone to the gym and have thought, “I just don’t feel like working out today.” It’s because you were more than likely in your winter season. With ASTROSHAPE you will work out within your own birth-given seasons and optimize your workout so that you will be invigorated by it as well as relaxed.

Hahaha.